Re: [VWoT] 81 rocco vs the heathens

[tmb <the_questionist@xxxxxxxxx>]

miiint.  kill stories are pure butter.  the car
may be gone, but the spirit is still alive and
well.

i will be back.

jason
tmb


> Oh snap!!!
> 
> Check this out you newbies, this is ol'
> skool... this thit was inspiration 
> for my 2L 16v bunny.
> 
> Enjoy
> 
> >From: "the mad bastard"
> <the-mad-bastard@home.com>
> >Reply-To: VWofT@yahoogroups.com
> >To: <VWofT@yahoogroups.com>
> >Subject: [VWofT] 81 rocco vs the heathens
> >Date: Wed, 9 May 2001 07:48:26 -0400
> >
> >     ok, so i'm rolling around my current
> hometown, looking for someone to
> >run.  this is a town FULL of toronto kids here
> on holidays (read as:
> >university children, doing anything but going
> to class).  enter, professor
> >bastard - here to school the ignant, and
> uninformed.
> >
> >     let me start you off by telling you that
> when you see my car in 
> >person,
> >it looks terrible.  plain and simple.  it's
> slammed, but it's yellow
> >outside, and gold inside (there's a good
> analogy in there somewhere, but 
> >i'm
> >too tired to think of one right now), has no
> interior, and what interior is
> >in there isn't anything to look at.  oh, and
> best of al, the stock TT
> >exhaust "tip" is just asimple 2.25" pipe. 
> it's loud, and most people that
> >have never met the car in battle, assume that
> it is weak.
> >
> >     enter late-80s 5L mustang.  my search was
> proving fruitless after over
> >an hour of lurking about the streets, and i
> turned my attention northward 
> >to
> >home, so i could nurse my lonely heart with
> MPEGs of burnouts and 1/4 mile
> >dashes.  suddenly, a worked audi 5000 came
> tearing around the corner at he
> >redlight i was waiting at.  following him
> close was a lowered 5L stang, 
> >with
> >dual boom tube exhaust pipes, and a hella lot
> of noise.
> >
> >     both cats were heading south, and at that
> point, i was done with my
> >attempts at subtlety as i quickly threw the
> car in reverse and headed the
> >way my prey had fled.
> >
> >     i passed the audi who had been hassled by
> the mustang, and pulled up 
> >on
> >the mustang at a set of lights.  looked at
> him, gave him the "wanna run"
> >look, and he said yeah.  unfortunately, it was
> a bit of a rolling start as 
> >i
> >arrived at the lights just as they were
> turning green.  so, we both took
> >off, but he had me by a bit, and kept putting
> space between us.
> >
> >     by the time we got to the next set of
> lights, he was really interested
> >in running again, cuz he didn't wax me as he
> thought he was going to, so we
> >both set up for the coming of the green.  when
> it came, i led him all thru
> >first, and thru most of second gear.  he
> caught up to me a bit, and we went
> >until about 6500 in fourth, at which point, i
> was at the front of his
> >driver's door.
> >
> >     all i could was grin to myself, cuz i've
> got those GARBAGE kumho ecsta
> >712 185-55-15s on my extra-heavy jetta trophy
> BBS rims.  these things are
> >pigs.  if i had my 14" MSWs with the yoko
> A520s, i know that i would've 
> >won.
> >
> >     so, he motioned me to pull over and shoot
> shit for awhile.  i told him
> >what was under the hood, and he was impressed,
> and when i asked him what he
> >had, he said "it's basically stock...i just
> have headers, exhaust,
> >underdrives..." and something else that i
> don't recall.  that is not stock,
> >IMHO.
> >
> >     OH, and one last quick story, the day
> before, i pulled up behind a VR
> >mk2 golf, after hunting for prey, and ran his
> ass.  kept having to get off
> >the gas to keep from rear-ending him.  we
> ended up talking for about half 
> >an
> >hour afterwards...
> >
> >     ok people, i know you have stories, let's
> hear em!
> >
> >jason
> >the mad bastard
> >
> 
> 
> 
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