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Re: [VWoT] 81 rocco vs the heathens
> miiint. kill stories are pure butter. the car
> may be gone, but the spirit is still alive and
> well.
>
> i will be back.
as will the banana in a new form...
gareth
> jason
> tmb
>
> > Oh snap!!!
> >
> > Check this out you newbies, this is ol'
> > skool... this thit was inspiration
> > for my 2L 16v bunny.
> >
> > Enjoy
> >
> > >From: "the mad bastard"
> > <the-mad-bastard@home.com>
> > >Reply-To: VWofT@yahoogroups.com
> > >To: <VWofT@yahoogroups.com>
> > >Subject: [VWofT] 81 rocco vs the heathens
> > >Date: Wed, 9 May 2001 07:48:26 -0400
> > >
> > > ok, so i'm rolling around my current
> > hometown, looking for someone to
> > >run. this is a town FULL of toronto kids here
> > on holidays (read as:
> > >university children, doing anything but going
> > to class). enter, professor
> > >bastard - here to school the ignant, and
> > uninformed.
> > >
> > > let me start you off by telling you that
> > when you see my car in
> > >person,
> > >it looks terrible. plain and simple. it's
> > slammed, but it's yellow
> > >outside, and gold inside (there's a good
> > analogy in there somewhere, but
> > >i'm
> > >too tired to think of one right now), has no
> > interior, and what interior is
> > >in there isn't anything to look at. oh, and
> > best of al, the stock TT
> > >exhaust "tip" is just asimple 2.25" pipe.
> > it's loud, and most people that
> > >have never met the car in battle, assume that
> > it is weak.
> > >
> > > enter late-80s 5L mustang. my search was
> > proving fruitless after over
> > >an hour of lurking about the streets, and i
> > turned my attention northward
> > >to
> > >home, so i could nurse my lonely heart with
> > MPEGs of burnouts and 1/4 mile
> > >dashes. suddenly, a worked audi 5000 came
> > tearing around the corner at he
> > >redlight i was waiting at. following him
> > close was a lowered 5L stang,
> > >with
> > >dual boom tube exhaust pipes, and a hella lot
> > of noise.
> > >
> > > both cats were heading south, and at that
> > point, i was done with my
> > >attempts at subtlety as i quickly threw the
> > car in reverse and headed the
> > >way my prey had fled.
> > >
> > > i passed the audi who had been hassled by
> > the mustang, and pulled up
> > >on
> > >the mustang at a set of lights. looked at
> > him, gave him the "wanna run"
> > >look, and he said yeah. unfortunately, it was
> > a bit of a rolling start as
> > >i
> > >arrived at the lights just as they were
> > turning green. so, we both took
> > >off, but he had me by a bit, and kept putting
> > space between us.
> > >
> > > by the time we got to the next set of
> > lights, he was really interested
> > >in running again, cuz he didn't wax me as he
> > thought he was going to, so we
> > >both set up for the coming of the green. when
> > it came, i led him all thru
> > >first, and thru most of second gear. he
> > caught up to me a bit, and we went
> > >until about 6500 in fourth, at which point, i
> > was at the front of his
> > >driver's door.
> > >
> > > all i could was grin to myself, cuz i've
> > got those GARBAGE kumho ecsta
> > >712 185-55-15s on my extra-heavy jetta trophy
> > BBS rims. these things are
> > >pigs. if i had my 14" MSWs with the yoko
> > A520s, i know that i would've
> > >won.
> > >
> > > so, he motioned me to pull over and shoot
> > shit for awhile. i told him
> > >what was under the hood, and he was impressed,
> > and when i asked him what he
> > >had, he said "it's basically stock...i just
> > have headers, exhaust,
> > >underdrives..." and something else that i
> > don't recall. that is not stock,
> > >IMHO.
> > >
> > > OH, and one last quick story, the day
> > before, i pulled up behind a VR
> > >mk2 golf, after hunting for prey, and ran his
> > ass. kept having to get off
> > >the gas to keep from rear-ending him. we
> > ended up talking for about half
> > >an
> > >hour afterwards...
> > >
> > > ok people, i know you have stories, let's
> > hear em!
> > >
> > >jason
> > >the mad bastard
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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